Hoboken

Hoboken – Everyone who lives there acts like they prefer it to Manhattan. They’re lying.

Taurus

Taurus Wagon - one of Ford’s “if you ride in the backseat facing backwards it feels like you’re in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon,” models. Most mechanics refer to it exclusively as the “CliTaurus.”

Tarantino

Tarantino – hyperactive/retarded director of often graphic and campy films like: Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill I & II, and Reservoir Dogs. Next up for Quentin, a romantic comedy with Sandra Bullock called "Die, Talentless Cunt."

Saturday Night Live

Saturday Night Live – sketch comedy show that has launched many a career: Chevy Chase, Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade… I said the show launched their careers, sustaining them is another issue altogether.

Arsenio Hall

Arsenio Hall - black late night talk show host who rose to prominence when people decided Johnny Carson wasn't really "down with the kids." Creator of the "Dog Pound" and the "shake your fist in the air rhythmically while 'woofing'" phenomenon that is generally only used ironically nowadays. During his 1992 campaign, Clinton came on Arsenio... and played the saxophone. People shit themselves.
Now, it appears as though he's preparing for the lead in Juwanna Mann II.

tattoos

tattoos – some say tattoos are the ultimate form of personal expression, some say they are an abomination tampering with what God made. I say neither. Tattoos should be obtained in one of three ways: 1) on a dare 2) as a joke, and 3) against your will… the best tats come from a combination of all three.

Heelys

Heelys - sneakers with retractable wheels... or what separates the tools from the boys.

Swedish Fish

Swedish Fish - fish shaped gummy candy of which no one can eat more than 7 without getting nauseous... then wait 5 minutes, and eat 7 more, and repeat until the bag is gone.

squash

squash – one of the lesser known racket sports. No one has actually ever played squash, the sport is merely mentioned in conversation by pompous cocksuckers trying to impress women.

Camaro

Camaro – muscle car of choice for guys named Randy everywhere. Trunk can be easily converted into a rolling meth lab or pirated DVD outlet.