Pop culture is everywhere, in fact, it's in your kitchen right now, eating all the yogurt. The problem is, the term "culture" is so generously used by too many people who have no idea how to define it. Much like irony, and Bjork. So, I'm hoping to kill that trend by defining the seemingly boundless scope of popular culture with a flair usually reserved for gay magicians. More Flair than Ric, mofos! I'll be adding at least one definition per night. There are worse ways to waste your time. Enjoy!
Monday, February 23, 2009
French Tickler
French Tickler - a condom with, like, extra little dicks on it for bonus penetration. I would ask that you now call it a "Freedom Tickler."
Wow, look at that. You know I think I saw some of these being sold in the Discover store. Some kid was stretching one over his head. Must be a Howie Mandel thing.
Dude, a French Tickler is a feather on the end of a stick. It's like the gayest version of a BDSM ass-paddle. What the hell are you buying?
ReplyDeleteThat's the layman's tickler. This one's for big boys.
ReplyDeleteWow, look at that. You know I think I saw some of these being sold in the Discover store. Some kid was stretching one over his head. Must be a Howie Mandel thing.
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