shit sandwich

shit sandwich - term used to describe something awful... or everything on Subway's menu. Ex: I drive a Dodge Ram. Yeah, it might as well be a shit sandwich.
Another ex: I'll have the 12" shit sandwich.
Would you like extra shit on that?

eBay

eBay – website where you can buy and sell shit. The best place to get fake autographs.

Dungeons and Dragons

Dungeons and Dragons – much maligned game of nerds, geeks, and social outcasts that has since passed its torch to the Lord of the Rings movies.

douche

douche – cleaning out your vagina or someone you don’t particularly care for. In fact, the definition of the word can vary widely from individual to individual. It can just be someone shirtless wearing overalls or it can be Bill O'Reilly. The word is known for its versatility. Ex: “Hitler was a douche.”

corn dogs

corn dogs – the greatest human advancement in the last 100 years. Corn dogs and the jock strap.
There's a hot dog in there ---->

Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby – legendary entertainer known mostly for his sweaters, his association with pudding, and a distaste for “the kids and their crazy slang talk”… so basically your typical geezer.

Beth Dietrich

Beth Dietrich – hot girl from my high school who had the reputation of being a slut that was based solely on the fact that she looked like a slut and that she was always dating a guy from another school who was four years older than she was. My Mom thought Beth was 25 years old at our 8th grade dance.

glasses

glasses - implements for improved vision that, contrary to popular opinion, do not make you smarter. Nor do they generally prevent nerdy or angst-ridden social outcasts from being torrid sexpots, contrary to Freddie Prinze Jr. movies's opinion.

Dodge Ram

Dodge Ram - a truck that, if I'm not misinterpreting the commercials, you aren't allowed to drive without a cock and balls and weekly testosterone injections... no seriously, if you don't have these things, they give you keys to a suitcase when you buy one.

whoremom

whoremom – possibly a great idea for Tarrantino’s next movie. Sharon Stone plays supermom by day, superwhore by night.