Pop culture is everywhere, in fact, it's in your kitchen right now, eating all the yogurt. The problem is, the term "culture" is so generously used by too many people who have no idea how to define it. Much like irony, and Bjork. So, I'm hoping to kill that trend by defining the seemingly boundless scope of popular culture with a flair usually reserved for gay magicians. More Flair than Ric, mofos! I'll be adding at least one definition per night. There are worse ways to waste your time. Enjoy!
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Cream of Wheat
Cream of Wheat – my Mom always tried to replace my oatmeal with this, thinking I wouldn’t notice, but it tastes like glue and has the consistency of a yeast infection? I don’t even know what that means.
No way. Cream of Wheat is awesome. You have to make it with milk, not water. If your mother knew her ass from her elbow, we may not be having this conversation.
It's also insanely cheap--you can get about 900 bowls out of a $3 box, which is more than I can say for yeast infections.
No way. Cream of Wheat is awesome. You have to make it with milk, not water. If your mother knew her ass from her elbow, we may not be having this conversation.
ReplyDeleteIt's also insanely cheap--you can get about 900 bowls out of a $3 box, which is more than I can say for yeast infections.
Cheapness is not one of my primary determining factors of good cuisine... and my mother has no elbows.
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