Breakfast Daglewood

Breakfast Daglewood - Denny's menu item that was discontinued after multiple arrests for "aggrevated colon assault." When asked about the sandwich's conspicuous absence from the menu, a spokesman for Danny's said, "we have enough things on the menu that assault the colon just barely within the limits of the law. The last thing we need in our repertoire are rogue items tearing colons to shreds with no regard for fluid loss. It makes things that much tougher for Moons Over My Hammy and the Lumberjack Slam."