Tijuana

Tijuana (or "TJ" if you're from The OC)– this city in Mexico is like a real, live action eBay. You can buy or sell anything there: babies, abortions, narcotics, women, Kentucky Fried Chicken, fake IDs. Their slogan is: “No matter how long you’re here, you always go back with something… that may or may not be contagious.”